Salman Khurshid's "Rules of the Game"

Respected Mr. Khurshid,

 

After all the set of 5 questions that you (never) answered today, here are my set of 5 observations of your press conference. I shall dare not ask you questions anymore as I do not yet know the 'rules of the game'. 

1. Do you realize you actually played Amrish Puri of Nayaak by offering Aroon Puri the Law Ministry (conditions applied)?

2. I was under the impression that after a suit has been filled with the court of law in India, you should produce proofs in the court room. Thanks for busting my myth. Now can we please have Ajmal Kasab call for a press conference and give him an opportunity to

prove himself innocent? I guess your government won't mind supporting him to call his colleagues from Pakistan who can second his innocence after which he and his supporters (read: you know what!) can CLAP!

3. I sincerely pity you that your ideas were never accepted by your friends in your childhood, that you have fancy to lay your own 'rules of the game' in your old age. By the way, can you please tell which activity were you referring to as 'game' :) ?

4. Please give 'freedom to speech' to your wife at home. This will help the press reporters hear some lesser random crap in your future joint-press-conferences.

5. By the way, did you realize that you were pointing finger at the journalist when you asked him not to point finger at you. And you gave out many threats to the journalist & the journalism group!

Anyways, looking forward to a 'fair' inquiry by the law ministry against the law minister :)